Eat a Diaper!

It's official, my two-year-old is a teaser. She comes up to me with a gleam in her eye, and she says something silly like "Eat a diaper!" or "Eat a butterfly!" The other day, she actually picked up a diaper, said "Eat a diaper!" put it in her mouth, and pretended to eat it. She also loves to call me "daddy," "grammy," etc. It's pretty stinking hillarious. I think it also shows that she's the next Einstein, or something like that. However, she still can't quite manage to get the whole "don't go out into the street; it's dangerous" thing. Check out the big kid:

With her comedy act and my mad skills, I'm thinking I could give up this higher education thing and hit the road. We'll be millionaires before nightfall--what do you think?

In all seriousness, I have decided to do a little performing. (Start running now. I'll give you a headstart). I always actually enjoyed singing when I did it in high school and before. But I've never really found a venue that I feel comfortable in since. Now, PUC's having a "got talent" sort of a competition, and I'm going to sing a Beatles song with one of my friends. If you want to come, and you know me, send me a message. If you wan't to come, and you don't know me, that's awkward. If you don't want to come, and you know me, I understand. :)

Charity Inspired Research Thought:
I'm taking a class on computers & rhetoric right now, and last week we discussed literacy, and how the definitions of literacy (may or may not be) changing. I brought up that Charity uses the computer, and that's true. She comes and crawls up in the "big girl chair," I put on PBS Kids, and she clicks away. Sometimes she may try to destroy my $100 mouse. (EEEEEKKKK-LOL! It's a PUN! Do you GET IT!?) But other times it seems that she's really having fun. I wonder what benefits she'll get form her early over exposure to technology, and I wonder if any of them can be as bad as the "nay sayers" say.

Random Unrelated Thought: 
I was not hungry when I hate that HUGE bowl of Reese's cereal. I stand ashamed. Diet, move back three spaces.

Progress in Oragnizing:
Just so you all know, I...

• Have organized three closets, and I have only two reamining! 
• Have cleared out almost my whole dining room area.
• Have washed almost all my laundry.
• Have cleaned out the hall. 
• Have organized Charity's room.

I am woman, hear me roar. Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1921! :)

It's late, and my plans include finishing the first half of The Mayor of Casterbridge in the bathtub, so sorry if this post disappoints. I just had to get the teasing down! Enjoy eating your diapers, everyone!